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The lie of yesterday

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The UKs first Prime Ministers were selected by the four-yearly Common's egg and spoon races. Rumour has it that the 3rd PM, Henry Pelham, used blu-tack to ensure his victory.

Source: Samuel Pepys
Submitted on Monday the 17th of December 2007
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The lie of last Tuesday

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You never see the same robin twice.

Source: [email protected]
Submitted on Saturday the 30th of April 2005
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The lie of last Monday

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Document archaeologists carrying out a dig in the deepest parts of the Vatican's library have uncovered the census forms filled out by Joseph of Nazareth on behalf of himself and his second wife Mary (pregnant), and daughter Raylene; also, two tax returns and a letter from his bank manager refusing a second mortgage to expand the workshop.

Source: Pat Foy
Submitted on Wednesday the 1st of July 2009
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The lie of last Sunday

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Legoland Windsor is not actually made of Lego. It is really made up of the particles of the socks which disappear from the bottom of the washing machine. To keep the theme park in business, at least one sock must disappear per annum per person

Source: [email protected]
Submitted on Saturday the 31st of July 2004
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The lie of last Saturday

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Celebrating where tax payers' money is going is the most popular past-time in most pubs in Yorkshire.

Source: Jason Turner [email protected]
Submitted on Friday the 23rd of April 2004
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The lie of last Friday

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All members past, present and future of miserable rock band The Jesus And Mary Chain by law have to have been born in a stable in Bethlehem, and to have been visited by at least one wise man and a shepherd.

Source: Rich (formerly [email protected])
Submitted on Thursday the 13th of May 2004
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