The lie of yesterday
Ant and Dec are the most talented people on television.
The lie of last Wednesday
The lie of last Tuesday
'Get yer hair cut!' is the distinctive cry of the natterjack toad.
The lie of last Monday
The lie of last Sunday
Catalogues of things which are not catalogues are banned in Portugal. This is done prevent damage being caused by paradoxes of the type discovered by Bertrand Russell.
The lie of last Saturday
A small section of Beethoven's 9th Symphony was actually inspired by two short and powerful tones emitted from Beethoven's own bottom.
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