The lie of yesterdaySaddam Hussein's ancestry was traced back to Hammurabi.
The lie of last TuesdayEating strawberry cheesecake whilst facing North, perching on one foot and barking like a dog, is a instant cure for flatulence.
The lie of last MondayNobody really believes in seahorses
The lie of last SundayBrown things weigh less.
The lie of last SaturdayTo cut down on drive by shootings in Los Angeles, the city council has raised the driving age to 27.
The lie of last FridayThe first computer was an elaborate arrangement of trained glow-worms.
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