Dave's Web Of Lies - A Week of Lies

The lie of yesterday

Etruscan shepherds were forbidden, under pain of death, to put pickle on their cheese sandwiches.

Source: Mojo Thwub

Submitted on Friday the 20th of June 2008

Obligatory Self-reference

The lie of last Monday

Martial arts were discovered by accident during a disastrous production of 'The Nutcracker' in Beijing in 1903, when the director decreed all high kicks were to be performed in total darkness.

Source: Stu Becker ([email protected])

Submitted on Thursday the 8th of April 2004

Obligatory Self-reference

The lie of last Sunday

naming a child Retardo, will do nothing to affect their mental well-being. The other children will rejoice and make your child a deity among them.

Source: Heraldo Manchez

Submitted on Tuesday the 20th of January 2009

Obligatory Self-reference

The lie of last Saturday

The second lie is far deadly than the first, and must include the phrase "sensible shoes."

Source: steve

Submitted on Sunday the 19th of January 2014

Obligatory Self-reference

The lie of last Friday

The chemical symbol for snow is * .

Source: Xanthus Meldrum

Obligatory Self-reference

The lie of last Thursday

A Bulgarian weight-lifter was banned from competing in the 2000 Olympics because his name was too rude in English, and would have caused embarrassment had he won a medal.

Source: Mike Wilson

Obligatory Self-reference

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Last updated Dec 19, 2009