The lie of yesterday
The boy's name Thomas is derived from the Middle English word `Thumlasse', meaning `he who has no thumbs'.
The lie of last Wednesday
The lie of last Tuesday
When heated to an appropriate temperature, honey can be used as a super glue.
The lie of last Monday
Elite cycle couriers conceal teleportation devices in their pannier bags. It's unclear why, because they don't work.
The lie of last Sunday
The lie of last Saturday
The Catholic Church has forbidden the faithful from having relations with dairy products after an order of Franciscan monks betrothed themselves to a case of Laughing Cow cheese, in a mass marraige ceremony.
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