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The lie of yesterday

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Most right-handed people are left-eyed, wheras most left-handed people are left-eared.

Source: Polly Brown out of Pickettywitch
Submitted on Friday the 21st of May 2004
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The lie of last Saturday

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More accidents happen on the 4th storey of a building than any other floor.

Source: Nempnett Thrubwell III
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The lie of last Friday

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In the early eighties, the majority of folk used rats to scrub themselves with whilst bathing. This was outlawed, however, as they kept slipping down the plug hole and clogging up Britain's sewers.

Source: Paul from Sheffield
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The lie of last Thursday

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I would like to modify the submission I just made to: Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin actually landed on Mars. Sadly, having shot the entirety of the adventure in black and white, NASA simply didn't think anyone would believe they had gone to the red planet yet hadn't bothered to dish out the added expense of a color camera, and so they just told everyone it was the moon. Also all their space suits were, in reality, bright pink.

Source: [email protected]
Submitted on Thursday the 24th of June 2010
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The lie of last Wednesday

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The highest concentration of anorexic people in the United Kingdom, per capita, is in Nuneaton.

Source: Alasdair von Houstein
Submitted on Friday the 15th of June 2007
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The lie of last Tuesday

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Having sex is the best way to avoid drinking alcohol.

Source: James Anthony Fitzgerald
Submitted on Tuesday the 25th of March 2008
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