Dave's Web Of Lies - A Week of Lies

The lie of yesterday

Despite publicly splitting with rock band Genesis, Peter Gabriel still sings lead vocals on all their records, preferring to stand backstage at live shows while best pal Phil Collins mouths the words.

Source: Mike Large

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The lie of last Wednesday

By a vastly improbable coincidence, every person in Finland has booked a holiday in the Algarve for the first fortnight in July.

Source: Colin McChesney (colin@kenmak.demon.co.uk)

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The lie of last Tuesday

Citizen Kane is the finest acting performance of Orsen Welles career, next to the little known Preparation H commercial he did in the mid 80's.

Source: Negative mortiis@buffnet.net

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The lie of last Monday

The facial skin of deceased smokers is used in the manufacture of riding boots.

Source: Ron Lublinski (aclark@brann.co.uk)

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The lie of last Sunday

The spontaneous combustion of people and animals occurs when a microwave has an out-of-body experience.

Source: Ben Dickinson normandy70@hotmail.com

Submitted on Wednesday the 7th of April 2004

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The lie of last Saturday

Queen Victoria was amused, but was advised not to let on by Gladstone and successive British Prime Ministers, in case it impugned the dignity of the Empire.

Source: cmeo@lendtech.com.au

Submitted on Monday the 19th of March 2007

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Last updated Dec 19, 2009