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The lie of yesterday

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There is no delivery time delay for Royal Mail second class postage. The only difference for second class correspondence is that it is transported in a carriage toward the rear of the Royal Mail trains and is not treated to a full English breakfast during the journey.

Source: [email protected]
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The lie of last Friday

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elevators in japan only go up, and no buildings have stairs

Source: rob wason
Submitted on Monday the 19th of November 2007
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The lie of last Thursday

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Former number one Spice Girl, Geri Halliwell's voice is so grating it has been used in large scale cheese shredding for the catering industry.

Source: Peter Turdwoller Morris 3rd Earl of Roundhay [email protected]
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The lie of last Wednesday

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Despite massive public belief to the contrary, brush fires are in fact not caused by brushes at all but by combs.

Source: Giuseppe Giuseppe
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The lie of last Tuesday

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The 1924 Vatican Ecumenical Sub-committee on Wombats, decreed that both cardboard milk cartons of the type manufactured by Tetra-Pac © and nail-scissors were miracles of biblical proportions. The same assembly ruled that Brylcreeme was the Devil's salad dressing.

Source: Mr Paul Craggs
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The lie of last Monday

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According to the song, the witch doctor said "ooh eee ooh aah aah ting tang walla walla bing bang, ooh eee ooh aah aah ting tang walla walla bang bang", but in truth, the famous sex therapist Dr. Ruth Westheimer was the first person to give this advice to a patient.

Source: Mr. Gareth Long
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Last updated Dec 19, 2009