Dave's Web Of Lies - A Week of Lies

The lie of yesterday

Hermit crabs do not have a pulse.

Source: Jason Turner kingofthegroovers@btinternet.com

Submitted on Saturday the 3rd of April 2004

Obligatory Self-reference

The lie of last Monday

Until brakes were invented in 1927, early motorists usually had to drive their car into a solid structure, such as a house, to make it stop.

Source: dave, kenningd@which.co.uk

Obligatory Self-reference

The lie of last Sunday

Elton John made a living as a bare-knuckle boxer before finding fame on the stage.

Source: Theodore H Biscuit (dadswoods@hotmail.com)

Submitted on Wednesday the 26th of May 2004

Obligatory Self-reference

The lie of last Saturday

To cut down on drive by shootings in Los Angeles, the city council has raised the driving age to 27.

Source: John Fairhall, jfairhall@hotmail.com

Obligatory Self-reference

The lie of last Friday

Elderly woman dye their hair blue and pink so they can blend in with the rotating light shows at most raves.

Source: tony@nythyhel.demon.co.uk

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The lie of last Thursday

Following the success of mobile phones with integrated cameras, Raleigh, the bicycle maker, is to introduce a range of moutain bikes with fold-away ironing boards.

Source: Samuel Pepys

Submitted on Friday the 13th of April 2007

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Last updated Dec 19, 2009