The lie of yesterday
The
Spice
Girls
first
met on
Bournemouth
beach
when
they
simultaneously
bent
down
to
pick
up a
starfish
.
Source: Ray Pino
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Friday
American
cycling
superstar
Lance
Armstrong
made
history
in
1969
by
becoming
the
first
man to
walk
on the
moon
.
Source:
[email protected]
Submitted on Thursday the 28th of July 2005
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Thursday
Cold
blooded
murder
is the
only
way to get
young
children
to sit up
straight
.
Source: Ben Dickinson
[email protected]
Submitted on Wednesday the 20th of October 2004
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Wednesday
The
phrase
"It's a
small
world
" is a lie
created
by
those
militant
anti
-
transport
terrorists
The
Rolling
Stones
, as
part
of a
cunning
scheme
to
make
people
walk
everywhere
.
Source: Michael Howard
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Tuesday
Before
tinsel
,
Germans
would
decorate
the
Christmas
Tree
with
mucus
.
Source: jrab
Submitted on Wednesday the 17th of March 2004
Obligatory Self-reference
The lie of last Monday
Due to
constantly
being
scared
half
to
death
, the
average
man
will
have
died
12.
703951847
times
in his
lifetime
.
Source: Mr Shelby Largestone
Submitted on Thursday the 19th of April 2012
Obligatory Self-reference
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Last updated Dec 19, 2009
