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The lie of yesterday

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The name 'Kevin' denotes a greater sexual prowess than most other names. Laboratory rats named 'Kevin' tested under experimental conditions produced far more progeny than their counterparts named Gavin, Harvey and Colin.

Source: [email protected]
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The lie of last Thursday

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the guiinnes world record book is not a book of the worlds records but the records of the non-superhuman

Source: harry is gay
Submitted on Wednesday the 24th of September 2008
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The lie of last Wednesday

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Poochie, the french poodle puppy, died violently from a single shot to the head after Segolene Royal honoured her "Vote for me of the puppy gets it" French presidential election slogan.

Source: Nick Harding
Submitted on Wednesday the 16th of May 2007
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The lie of last Tuesday

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Nemo is Yoda's long lost uncle.

Source: DeepSeaFishing
Submitted on Wednesday the 15th of August 2007
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The lie of last Monday

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Paper is two dimensional in its natural state. Pads of paper have a third dimension artificially added at the factory for easy stacking.

Source: S Floor Posse - [email protected]
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The lie of last Sunday

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Suffolk born Chiropodist Kevin Crouch is the only human ever to successfully disguise himself as a Basset-Hound and win Crufts.

Source: Jason Turner [email protected]
Submitted on Wednesday the 7th of April 2004
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