The lie of yesterday
The lie of last Tuesday
In the city of West Abingdon, mispronouncing the word "Cholomondeley" is an offence punishable by being immersed for three days in buttermilk.
The lie of last Monday
The holiday known as Thanksgiving in fact dates back to 15th century feudal Japan, when the emperor sent his flying saucers filled with ninjas to intercept European explorers in transit on the Atlantic Ocean and replace them all with pod people, only to find that they were 200 years early.
The lie of last Sunday
The Ancient Greek philosopher, Diogenes the Cynic, famously lived in a barrel for seven years before being evicted for flouting planning regulations.
The lie of last Saturday
Mr Ronald Alfredo P. 17.64x10^32 cos(c) Leonine Goosetrouser has won the Golden Earwig Award for the World's Most Sensible Name on no less than six separate occasions.
The lie of last Friday
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