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The lie of yesterday

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The Cheshire Cat is sueing the Mona Lisa for copyright infringement over her enigmatic smile.

Source: Simon Smith
Submitted on Wednesday the 17th of January 2007
Obligatory Self-reference
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The lie of last Sunday

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The eyes, the eyes, the eyes, the eyes, they're EVERYWHERE[exclamation point] They're watching you. They're JUDGING you[exclamation point]

Source: [email protected]
Submitted on Thursday the 3rd of June 2010
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The lie of last Saturday

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Biro's are pre-loaded at the factory with multiple copies of every possible word that they could ever be required to write. A microprocessor in the nib detects the thought waves from the users brain and automatically ejects the next required word onto the page.

Source: [email protected]
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The lie of last Friday

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Luton, being jealous of its neighbouring town of Daventry's ability to rise pheonix-like from the flames, is considering petrol bombing several districts and shipping in portacabins before morning breaks. The whole operation, of course, will be overseen by the large population of the undead resident in Hemel Hempstead.

Source: Theodore H Biscuit ([email protected])
Submitted on Thursday the 15th of March 2007
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The lie of last Thursday

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The hippopotamus has developed the ability to skim across the surface of water in the same manner as a hydrofoil.

Source: Theodore H Biscuit ([email protected])
Submitted on Friday the 7th of January 2005
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The lie of last Wednesday

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Researchers have found camels do not carry water in their humps. Instead, they carry a bucket and spade for leisure time.

Source: Haidie Jago
Submitted on Monday the 28th of June 2004
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