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The lie of yesterday

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There is a residential street in Consett, County Durham, called "SATAN WANTS YOUR SOUL FOR BREAKFAST Avenue".

Source: Rich (formerly [email protected])
Submitted on Friday the 23rd of April 2004
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The lie of last Tuesday

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On 3rd August, 2002, all management personnel in all businesses across the world observed a 10 minute silence for the loss of chaos in the workplace and the global introduction of common sense. Some news agencies reported spontaneous combustion of managers, who simply couldn't cope with the notion that they would have to work efficiently from then on.

Source: [email protected]
Submitted on Tuesday the 24th of August 2004
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The lie of last Monday

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For optimum performance, rubber bands should be tuned twice yearly.

Source: Simon Smith
Submitted on Monday the 15th of November 2004
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The lie of last Sunday

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In the Southern hemisphere, hula hoops rotate in the opposite direction.

Source: [email protected]
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The lie of last Saturday

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Blu-Tack is the amazing product of reverse engineered alien technology retrieved from a UFO crash in the American mid-west during the late 40's.

Source: andy dalgleish
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The lie of last Friday

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Children do not sweat, which allows them to be odourless.

Source: Daniel Brenez
Submitted on Thursday the 23rd of October 2008
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