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Inappropriate use of this lie can result in cirrhosis of the liver, warts, hives, badgers and outbreaks of slugs.

Due to the complications that arise from digesting silicon, most equestrians over fifty years old have been forced to dine specifically on souls.

Source: Belial, Father of Lies.
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Last updated Dec 19, 2009