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A Random Lie

Inappropriate use of this lie can result in cirrhosis of the liver, warts, hives, badgers and outbreaks of slugs.
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Due to the complications that arise from digesting silicon, most equestrians over fifty years old have been forced to dine specifically on souls.

Source: Belial, Father of Lies.
Obligatory Self-reference
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