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Sports presenter Dickie Davis was left with his trademark white stripe on his hair after crawling beneath a freshly painted white fence. He was left with more than the stripe, however, because from that day on an amorous skunk with a notable French accent has been pursuing him relentlessly.

Source: Theodore H Biscuit ([email protected])
Submitted on Tuesday the 16th of November 2004
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