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The lie of today, Monday the 13th of May 2024

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Martial arts were discovered by accident during a disastrous production of 'The Nutcracker' in Beijing in 1903, when the director decreed all high kicks were to be performed in total darkness.

Source: Stu Becker ([email protected])
Submitted on Thursday the 8th of April 2004
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