Dave's Web Of Lies - A Week of Lies

The lie of yesterday

Iggy Pop sold his soul - or at least he sold someone's soul - for the secret of immortality.

Source: Pat Foy

Submitted on Friday the 20th of November 2009

Obligatory Self-reference

The lie of last Wednesday

The mind control rays that conspiracy theorists believe influence our lives are not actually created by satellite lasers. They are in fact created by several of the monkeys that the Russians accidentally left in space during their early tests.

Source: Paul Wayper ([email protected])

Submitted on Wednesday the 17th of January 2007

Obligatory Self-reference

The lie of last Tuesday

The blue whale must consume three thousand times its own body weight each day in order to survive. This is why all species of fish are now extinct, save for the garibaldi, which the blue whale cannot see.

Source: Joshua Belsky ([email protected])

Submitted on Wednesday the 11th of January 2006

Obligatory Self-reference

The lie of last Monday

Ringo Starr's mother wrote most of the most recogniseable Beatles tunes but due to draconian laws banning women from publishing music, she used Lennon & McCartney as cover.

Source: Theodore H Biscuit ([email protected])

Submitted on Monday the 20th of December 2004

Obligatory Self-reference

The lie of last Sunday

In Greater Manchester there is a little known village called Imby, which regularly holds demonstrations to attract asylum seekers, extra airport runways, a sex-offenders hostel and Michael Barrymore.

Source: Polly Brown out of Pickettywitch

Submitted on Tuesday the 15th of June 2004

Obligatory Self-reference

The lie of last Saturday

Mobile phone batteries can be fully recharged by placing then in a microwave oven for three minutes on a high setting.

Source: [email protected]

Obligatory Self-reference

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Last updated Dec 19, 2009