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Our 7th guest liar is Mr Paul Craggs

with his specialised subject `The Life and Times of Dudley Pagdet, budgerigar tamer ahead of his time'. Mr Craggs tells us that his favourite food is any fat and that he works as a test driver for McLaren, the pram and push-chair manufactures of world renown.

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News of a massive Fraud connected with `anonymous' National Lottery winners broke this week. A Mr Herbert George Wells and an accomplice as yet named only as 'Dr Who?' by a police insider, are being quizzed by detectives from the Serious Fraud Office and League Against Lottery Cheaters in 1927 and 2010 respectively.

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Oregano, the common herb on pizzas, is made from badgers and bits of Austin Sevens.

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Two thirds of people who bought `Batman Forever' on video now suffer from epilepsy following the infamous `Ketchup' scene.

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98% of people questioned in a recent National survey believed Mao Tse Tung to be that dish you get with cashew nuts and an unidentifiable meat in it.

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Rugby League rules specifically exclude molluscs from play.

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The 1924 Vatican Ecumenical Sub-committee on Wombats, decreed that both cardboard milk cartons of the type manufactured by Tetra-Pac © and nail-scissors were miracles of biblical proportions. The same assembly ruled that Brylcreeme was the Devil's salad dressing.

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Terry Christian, infamous TV presenter and part-time shoelace tester has not had a bath since 5th February 1973, when he found a dead yak in the tub of his Mosley home, triggering in him a permanent psychosis of all water borne, humped, grunting oxen.

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`Throwing the baby out with the bath water' allegorical proverb or hard fact? An alarming recent study showed that 11% of families had done just that.

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All bush-babies have the Christian name Bertram.

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`A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush' is not so much a lie as an inaccuracy, currently a bird in the hand is actually worth a pig in poke.

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Honda cars all contain a small amount of lard concealed in the door-skins.

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The Spanish word `jerigonza' has no direct translation into English, the nearest meaning being `sweetly fluffy, with bits of string attached'.

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Rubber comes from cows.

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It is a common fallacy that a leopard can not change his spots. As long as he has the receipt and returns them unworn within fifteen days of purchase he is free to choose from a bewildering array of alternative patterns including diagonal flashes and paisley.

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Uffculme, Devon, is a pivotal point for World Cheese Policy.

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Guest Liars' Hall Of Fame


Mr David Gollub

Mr Paul Wayper

Mr Simon McCallum

Mr Colin McChesney

Mr Dave Kenning

Mr Ade Ward

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Mr Paul Craggs

Dr. Steve Greatbanks

Mr. Jo(e/seph) Reeves

Sir Greg O'Beirne

Mr Frank Charlton

Mr Rob Smith

Mr Yan Pomplemeyer
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Last updated Dec 19, 2009