Dave's Web of Lies Lie of the Day A Week of Lies Random Lie Lie Database Celebrity Liar Guest Liar Submit a Lie

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Our 13th guest liar is Mr Paul Wayper

who, curiously, has never submitted any lies to the database, and has never even heard of the internet.

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Harlequin costumes are strictly regulated, with the size, height-to-width ratio, colour and alignment of the alternating diamonds all being dictated by law.

Obligatory Self-reference

Quacking like a duck for five minutes every day will prevent the onset of ague.

Obligatory Self-reference

Tennis raquets are made from compressed seaweed.

Obligatory Self-reference

Norwegians are composed of lemon juice, sugar, vitamin C, preservative (E220) and water. The actual method of construction is a closely guarded secret.

Obligatory Self-reference

In a shock decision by the International Farnarkling Board, the Dutch Farnarkling team have been disqualified from playing in the 1999 World Series for using a non-regulation Furby during practice. Spies sent from the Dominican Republic revealed that they had obtained the illegal Furby from a Zulu pict during Hogmanay in Abergavenny, and was thus two kilos under weight. This allowed the Dutch team to avoid passing while during knip, as the Furby could safely be bounced along the ground at a rate not equal to the speed of mud.

Obligatory Self-reference

Fear of public speaking has paralysed the economy of Ghana.

Obligatory Self-reference

"Many a Mickle Makes a Muckle"? Not according to researchers in the University of Byron Bay, New South Wales, Australia. Most recent results indicate that a Mickle is in fact comprised of 2.2 Muckles and half a Mockle.

Obligatory Self-reference

There are specific ISO and IEEE standards for light-bulb jokes.

Obligatory Self-reference

Do mountain goats suffer from vertigo? Recent studies by the Lhasa University in Tibet has proved that 51% of mountain goats do suffer from a paralysing fear of heights and only feel comfortable on rock-strewn plains.

Obligatory Self-reference

Driving laws in Australia specifically allow drivers to carry small spears to harpoon mobile phones away from unwary fellow drivers.

Obligatory Self-reference

Tennis racquets are made of compressed rhino horn.

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Playing the Kraftwerk track "Music Non-Stop" backward at high speed gives the message "This record should not be played backward at high speed".

Obligatory Self-reference

A secret password allows bus conductors and rail employees to travel free on any bus or train around the globe.

Obligatory Self-reference
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Guest Liars' Hall Of Fame


Mr David Gollub

Mr Paul Wayper

Mr Simon McCallum

Mr Colin McChesney

Mr Dave Kenning

Mr Ade Ward

[email protected]

Mr Paul Craggs

Dr. Steve Greatbanks

Mr. Jo(e/seph) Reeves

Sir Greg O'Beirne

Mr Frank Charlton

Mr Rob Smith

Mr Yan Pomplemeyer
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Last updated Dec 19, 2009