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Our 11th guest liar is Mr Colin McChesney

who listed among his hobbies; blue, amber and beige.

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Under an obscure law passed by King Carol Vorderman in the 1800's, all shopkeepers are obliged to sell any item for only one penny on presentation of a stained glass helicopter and the words "Chewing a stately banjo".

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According to a recent survey, 3 out of 5 candlemakers regularly mistake cinemas for chocolate digestives.

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Nightmares can be prevented by covering ones bedclothes with radioactive plutonium at least an hour before bedtime.

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The Spanish have no word for "duck", due to an ancient legend that states that, if such a word were to be adopted into the language, Abba would reform for a comeback tour.

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Hirsute television star David Hasselhoff claims that laying strips of uncooked bacon over your head just before bedtime is an excellent cure for baldness.

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Elton John orchestrated the death of Princess Diana.

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The NASA probe currently en-route to Mars contains a Werthers Original toffee which fell from the mouth of a technician into the innards of the craft, and could not be removed in time for the launch.

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The currency of Brazil is the Kraft Cheese Slice.

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All computer mice only have 4,725,245 clicks available for use

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American astronaut Neil Armstrong actually made two trips to the moon. He returned in 1975 to retrieve has wallet and car-keys which he had left behind on the previous occasion.

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It wasn't an iceberg that sunk the Titanic; in fact, it was just too heavy to float.

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The city of Glasgow was so named due to the mysterious disappearance of over 200 transparent drinking vessels in the area during the middle ages.

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Screen actress Michelle Pfeiffer was the first woman to wear a hat on a live broadcast of international pro-celebrity potato farming.

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Gravity is an illusion caused by millions of microscopically tiny ants which continually attempt to drag you into their subterranean lairs.

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Film director Alfred Hitchcock's first words were "Half a pound of cheese, please".

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Popular television series "Scooby Doo" is based on the real-life exploits on a group of American teenagers who, accompanied by their intelligent but cowardly dog, travelled the country solving mysteries during the sixties.

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Guest Liars' Hall Of Fame


Mr David Gollub

Mr Paul Wayper

Mr Simon McCallum

Mr Colin McChesney

Mr Dave Kenning

Mr Ade Ward

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Mr Paul Craggs

Dr. Steve Greatbanks

Mr. Jo(e/seph) Reeves

Sir Greg O'Beirne

Mr Frank Charlton

Mr Rob Smith

Mr Yan Pomplemeyer
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Last updated Dec 19, 2009