Dave's Web of Lies Lie of the Day A Week of Lies Random Lie Lie Database Celebrity Liar Guest Liar Submit a Lie

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Our 10th guest liar is Mr Dave Kenning

an unemployed career consultant from Tierra del Fuego.

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Zorba the Greek was, in fact, Swedish.

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Actress Andie Mac Dowell is banned under EC directive 16738/-3E (1983), restricting use of certain food colouring agents.

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Lemons are born purple but pygmy lemon-grove dwellers paint them yellow to please their wives.

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Sparrows are unable to fly. They cleverly mimic flight by hanging on to strings attached to albatrosses and flapping their otherwise useless wings.

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According to new research by nutritionists, the four major food groups are cheese, gin, chocolate and McVitie's Jaffa Cakes.

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The bubbles in champagne are painstakingly hand-painted by Trappist monks.

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TV super-chefs Gary Rhodes and Rick Stein are mortal enemies since an incident in 1975 involving a pineapple.

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Stork margarine is, despite its name, made from budgerigars.

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The three-toed sloth, previously thought to be the slowest creature on earth, in fact oscillates at ultra-high frequencies, undetectable to the naked human eye, making it in truth the fastest creature on earth.

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Former Prime Minister John Major is made entirely of balsa wood.

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Swedish superbabe Ulrika Jonsson has an honorary doctorate in bullfighting from the University of Pamplona.

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The Spice Girls have an aggregate IQ of over eight thousand, making them the brainiest per capita pop group in the world.

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It is widely known that 'Gorgeous' George Clooney, star of Batman and ER, has two wooden legs, but not so well known that he also has a wooden head.

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God's new web-site can be found at http://www.big.G.com/. The site, optimised for Netscape 3 with Shockwave plug-in, features a picture of God on a skate-board, words to his favourite songs, and some cool links.

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"Pamplemousse", the French word for grapefruit, literally translates into English as "whore's buttock".

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Actress Doris Day, real name Brian Chedlington, got the inspiration for her stage-name from Boris Bay on the west coast of Scotland.

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"You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink" says the ancient proverb, but new research by top Lebanese scientists has startlingly disproved this theory.

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The boy's name Thomas is derived from the Middle English word `Thumlasse', meaning `he who has no thumbs'.

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Guest Liars' Hall Of Fame


Mr David Gollub

Mr Paul Wayper

Mr Simon McCallum

Mr Colin McChesney

Mr Dave Kenning

Mr Ade Ward

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Mr Paul Craggs

Dr. Steve Greatbanks

Mr. Jo(e/seph) Reeves

Sir Greg O'Beirne

Mr Frank Charlton

Mr Rob Smith

Mr Yan Pomplemeyer
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Last updated Dec 19, 2009